The end of creepy guy
Being harrassed is not fun, and the creepy guy was really starting to piss me off. After almost a week of ignoring him, he was still bothering me. I confided in the Heterophobe: "I want to send him a text or something just telling him to fuck off, but I don't want to contact him ever again."
He responded that "He'll probably just think you're flirting with him." I laughed. "No, seriously. He'll think it's some kind of game."
So I ignored creepy guy, hoping that the third unreturned call would be enough to give this guy some clarity. But wishful thinking rarely works, and this was no exception. Last night, while drinking with my roommates, I heard my phone chime with a text. I was hoping it was The Ex, but instead it was the creepy guy.
"Hey... give me a call... i found a roommie, but i wanted to talk to you about the film."
I had a small outburst of frustration that attracted the interest of my friends. "What's wrong?"
"Creepy guy just texted me! Why won't he go the fuck away?!"
I then got my friend, Nice Guy, to text him for me. After a minute or two of deliberation over word choice, we came up with "Please stop trying to contact me."
Creepy guy wrote back: "Ouch. So i was a creep. But i'm not. Promise. At least let me explain how i could be such a jerk..."
My friends all drunkenly booed him, and Nice Guy wrote back "No."
Creepy guy then wrote me such a long text that it took two messages. "Lol. I deserve that, but don't blow off the job just cause i have absolutely no class. I felt comfortable w/you. Look. I'll have my website up in the next few days and you can decide then whether you'll let me make it up to you... c'mon. The website is [url]"
Hopefully he'll stop contacting me now. 'Cause this thing is getting way old.
