Sunday, April 22

Bewildered in the morning

I woke up. The chirping birds betrayed the dim light of the bedroom. It was 10:30. The light was seeping in through the cracks of the window shade. I had company coming at eleven, and I had set an alarm for 10am... Did my alarm go off? I looked at my phone; the alarm icon was gone. I must have turned it off. Strange, I couldn't remember waking up.

I shifted in bed, stretching. As I pulled the comforter away, I found that I wasn't wearing any pants. What? I always wear PJ pants to bed.

There they were, right next to me in bed. So... I had taken off my PJ pants in my sleep? What exactly does that mean?

11 comments:

Meg said...

This happens to me. Except it's usually my t-shirt too. If I was a psych student, I'd tell you that the episode of the disappearing pants has strong sexual connatations. Or that it was just really hot.

GrizzBabe said...

That must have been some party!

Sean said...

did you solve the mystery yet?

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm...

S* said...

That's happened to me too. Sometimes they slip off in the night.

Scott said...

Thats freakin' hilarious! I think I would go with the strong sexual connotations :)

kittenpower said...

ha! that happens to me. i think i get hot and will have none of it, so i just strip down with out even being aware...

Bittersweet Confusion said...

Just be glad that you didn't have a complete conversation with someone who called you at 3AM and not remember it even happening until you check your phone the next day and see that the call lasted 14 minutes and you have no idea what was said.

My Pants mysteries are usually chalked up to faulty tie strings..

Ripsy said...

ha ha.

Grant Miller said...

One time, many years ago, I woke up wearing my swimsuit. I'd not been swimming and did not recall putting them on the night before.

Beatrix Kiddo said...

A wise man once said, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger." And possibly no pants...