Tuesday, July 31
Friday, July 27
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Wednesday, July 25
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Saturday, July 21
Posted by The Accidental Bitch at 3:55 PM
Wednesday, July 18
L and I were in my mom's Lexus (the fancy kind with the navigation system, not those old crappy Lexus' that don't have those annoying halogen headlights), driving to the grocery store to get some anti-itch cream for L's mysterious rash (which turned out to be an allergic reaction to the sun).
I turned on the stereo to see if I could find any music playing on the radio, and was greeted by harp music playing an interlude behind a man's voice.
"What the hell?" We looked at the navigation display panel. There was a CD playing.
"What IS this?" L asked.
I looked at her incredulously. "You think I know?" I ejected the disc and L pulled it out.
"It says 'Due to the relaxing nature of this CD, please do not play while driving'."
Posted by The Accidental Bitch at 9:07 PM
Wednesday, July 11
Posted by The Accidental Bitch at 3:09 PM
Tuesday, July 10
My cousin's wedding was on Sunday, and of course - the classy girl that I am - I got wasted and failed to plan a good night's rest.
I woke up at 4:30 in order to get to work by 8am today because the wedding was so far away. The car ride there was immensely uncomfortable, as was changing from my PJ's in a bakery near work so that nobody at work would see me arriving in my night gear.
When IT guy was working on my computer, I came downstairs and loitered near Flamboyant Guy's desk.
"Man, I feel like I'm going to throw up" I complained, feeling light-headed and weak.
"Why, what'd you do last night?" He asked.
I did the "drink alcohol" gesture, while he did the "snort cocaine" gesture.
"What?! No!" I laughed. "Cocaine doesn't make you nauseous."
I paused and we looked at each other for a moment. "Oops... I mean... Cocaine doesn't make you nauseous, does it?"
Posted by The Accidental Bitch at 12:12 AM
Saturday, July 7
I had to cover for Receptionist at work Thursday and Friday. Not only did this mean I was doing my job and answering phones, it meant I couldn't ignore The Wench because she was covering my breaks. At one point, she told me she missed me upstairs. I wasn't quite sure how to answer, since I couldn't tell if she was serious or not.
When I returned from my afternoon break on Friday, she sat around for a while until the phone started ringing. She asked me how long I would be staying and then told me "I'm going to put my two weeks in."
I was shocked. How could she leave? Annoying people never go away. "Really? Why?" I feigned concern.
"I'm going back to Alaska soon anyway, and this job is boring."
I couldn't argue with the boring part, and I didn't want to argue with anything else she was saying... "When are you going to tell them?"
"Either today or Monday. Probably Monday."
On Monday I'm going to ask if they need to replace her so I can try to get The ex-Ex a better job than being a food court worker (his current prospect...)
Posted by The Accidental Bitch at 3:04 PM
Monday, July 2
Posted by The Accidental Bitch at 6:18 PM