Wednesday, August 1

Phhttt phhttt

Dear Boss,
 
Yes that farting sound every time I walk by your cube is me.  It is coming from my SHOES.  You can't wear socks with flats.  Stop looking at me funny.

8 comments:

caramaena said...

rofl!

I have a similar problem with my tube of hand cream - it makes a farting sound no matter how carefully I squeeze the tube. Unless it's noisy around me - THEN it's fine.

Of course I work in a cubicle type arrangement where you can't see what I'm doing but you can hear the sound of it!

I need to buy a different brand of hand cream...

Catherinette Singleton said...

That is the freaking worst!! Why must shoes do that??

The Ambiguous Blob said...

my flip flops make that sound too. I'm pretty sure no one here cares though.

Jessie B said...

Ah, farting shoes. So awkward, yet entertaining.

Gloomy said...

i hate that when it happens, it really gets on my nerves and what bugs me the most is how ppl look at you :S

nice blog :D

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Okay..stop blaming your shoes......

kittenpower said...

ha! i know exactly what you're talking a/b!

Heather said...

HA! If I were you, I'd purposely make loud farting noises as I walked past! THEN, he'd really have something to look at you funny for! :) That'd be hilarious!