Thursday, March 15

Slutty sister surprise!

OMG I just found out last night that my new step-sister is seriously a slut.

Details... coming soon.

21 comments:

Tasha said...

Uh oh!

Grant Miller said...

Not soon enough! Although my step...niece is/was a "dancer" from what I heard. I love step families.

CATHERINETTE SINGLETON said...

I love stories about sluts!

monicker said...

Arg! I hate cliff-hangers!

Waiting patiently...

BigBottomMcGee said...

Oooh! Do tell! Love your blog by the way....found it through CB.

Dangerous-ish said...

Is she cute? Can I meet her?

Eileen Dover said...

Whahhhhhh???

Where's the rest of the details!

The Boob Lady said...

Dammit, hurry up!!

WiscoBlonde said...

*Ahem* I called it!

Sean said...

so "cuddling" DID mean "fuck"?

Eric said...

Gee, we didn't see that one coming.

P.S.
Can I have her number?.........well, and yours?

Beatrix Kiddo said...

Well with six guys wanting to "cuddle"... She's not having an orgy is she? Or maybe she just pimps all those boys out and cuddling meant working.

kittenpower said...

Yeah, if six guys wanted to "cuddle" with her in one night, she's uber slut material.
I can't wait to see how you confirmed it!!!

Wombat said...

Serious sluts are fun, but it's the frivolous ones I like.

QueenBitch said...

LOL like the cuddling texts didnt give that away ;)

Airam said...

Seeing as how your previous post was "cuddling: the new fucking" .. it doesn't surprise me.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

eh, so am I. Though I never called it cuddling.

S* said...

TAB sure does love her some cliffhangers...

We want scoop. But we all knew something was up with those cuddling texts. Dish!

Ripsy said...

Why are you so shocked? I have a clear memory of you dressed as Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.

Bridget Jones said...

oh-oh is right.

Unless there's film at 11:00???

The Accidental Bitch said...

tasha - Indeed... dun dun DUN!!

grant miller - Now I can just live vicariously through her.

catherinette singleton - Well, it's more about the discovery than actual slutty behavior, but it sure shocked the socks off of me!

monicker - Heh, sorry.

bigbottommcgee - Thanks dear!

dangerous-ish - I'm her new big sister, so no you can't meet her. Plus I don't want you to get any STDs...

eileen dover - Oh you know they're coming. I never skimp on details.

the boob lady - Hurrying is not something I do well. Sleeping is.

wiscoblonde - Yeah okay you got it before I did. But who guesses that their new family is going to be slutty?

sean - Well that's still debatable, but it's more likely that she knew it.

eric - Haha I don't think you can handle our numbers.

beatrix kiddo - Ah, great. Now I'm going to think about her having orgies nonstop.

kittenpower - I never thought of people as slut "material" before. But good call.

wombat - What's the difference?

queenbitch - Sometimes family members are blinded by love. Or obliviousness. Or even blindness...

airam - That was just a clever coincidence. But it did turn out almost like I'm psychic without even knowing it!

the ambiguous blob - Yeah, I still don't think she meant cuddling as a code word. That or I still refuse to belive it...

s* - I can't help myself when people make it that easy for me!

ripsy - Dressing up as a hot celebrity doesn't make me a slut. Having sex with random people does that. I'm what we call a "tease". And you totally know that.

bridget jones - Film at 11? I'm confused.