Friday, April 27

Disgusting

Sorry, I lied. I said my post today would be about the gossip of the men. It is not.

I WILL, however, post about that tomorrow. Unless I'm lying right now, in which case I won't. Either way, it will come out very soon.

But fortunately, I will complain about the fact that the nurse at health services gave me antibiotics for my allergies that killed just the right amount of bacteria in my special place to give me a yeast infection.

Love it. Love. It.

15 comments:

bumbleb said...

such a nice post, why is it not under suspense/thriller category?

pink jellybaby said...

piss. antibiotics always do that to me as well...i HATE it

Eric said...

That never happens to me when I take antibiotics. Oh wait, it can't. Some days I just love being a guy.....lol.

Heather said...

Awesome.

kittenpower said...

son of a bitch! that sucks!

Beatrix Kiddo said...

Maybe God hates you. No, offense, I'm not trying to insult you, but between the morning from Hell you had not long ago (coat snot?) and this new development, I'd say it would be a fairly reasonable conclusion. Don't worry, God hates me, too. I found that out at the tender age of eight when I caught on fire in church. You'll be okay, though. But just in case, I'd avoid lighting any candles or incense.

The Very Reverend Ace Clemmons, Jr. said...

I see. hmmmmm. Well then, Place commando on hold please.

thank you.

the very

will i am said...

See, the last time I had to take strong antibiotics (thought I had El Clapo that I got from my exgirlfriend cheating on me but it turned out that we were having too much sex and got Ureritis)... Anyway, I had the itchiest asshole on record.

Is this a man-yeast infection? A meast infection? A yam infection?

Man it sure did itch. All the people in the express line at the grocery store felt bad for me. One lady pointed me to the drug isle...

She said softly, "Son, can I help you find some cream for your problem..."

Ok, not really but that's funny.

I did have a serious itchy ass from those damn antibiotics though... Who knew... Too much sex. Humph.

So... sorry bout your yeast convention down there. My newly-ex had one recently. She was all kinds of bouncing around itching.

Sucks.

Anonymous said...

thats pretty common when you take antibiotics....question though....why did the nurse give you antibiotics for allergies? hope you feel better!

Ripsy said...

You should a nose spray for your allergies. It's the best. That and weed.

Strange Bird said...

Liar!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

gross.

The Accidental Bitch said...

bumbleb - Because then it wouldn't be such a surprise!!

pink jellybaby - You'd think they could figure out a way to prevent that, right?

eric - Well, maybe when you take antibiotics it shrivels up your soul instead. Just a thought.

heather - Yeah. Love it.

kittenpower - My sentiments exactly.

beatrix kiddo - God loves all his children. He probably loves me the most because he gets to laugh at me all the time...

the very - I think all of your comments from now on should have something to do with commando. It seems as if you feel this way as well...

will i am - Wow... how much is too much?

anon - Answer: she is a dumbass. (also, the mucous may have gotten infected? I really don't think she knew anything)

ripsy - Actually, weed made the allergies worse. I checked.

strange bird - Sorry... I know, I feel bad. But I'm glad you care...

the ambiguous blob - Yeah I'm so glad I left such a gross post up for 2 days. Never again.

Eric said...

That is very possible.... ;-)

Miss Devylish said...

I'm so going to use 'my special place' now all the time! Love it. Not so much the yeast tho. Ew.