Wednesday, July 18

Please read instructions before using

L and I were in my mom's Lexus (the fancy kind with the navigation system, not those old crappy Lexus' that don't have those annoying halogen headlights), driving to the grocery store to get some anti-itch cream for L's mysterious rash (which turned out to be an allergic reaction to the sun).

I turned on the stereo to see if I could find any music playing on the radio, and was greeted by harp music playing an interlude behind a man's voice.

"What the hell?" We looked at the navigation display panel. There was a CD playing.

"What IS this?" L asked.

I looked at her incredulously. "You think I know?" I ejected the disc and L pulled it out.

"It says 'Due to the relaxing nature of this CD, please do not play while driving'."


The Ambiguous Blob said...

It's got hidden tracks of hypnosis!!!

Anonymous said...

I would be a bitch too if my mom drove one of those cars

Miss Devylish said...

Ok.. my mom listens to country.. so feel lucky. Second.. is her rash from the sun possibly because she's taking too much vitamin C? Seriously.. done that. It's odd.