Saturday, July 21

Fine, I admit it: I love when you hit me

The wench came up behind me at work while I was IM-ing with creative insult guy (about how stupid she is, of course) and hit me on the arm.  You know the kind of hit, where you sort of just loosen your wrist and whack the person with the tips of your fingers?  And you know the spot on your arm, where it hurts to be hit that way?  Yeah.
 
"Dude, don't hit me!" I said to her, swiveling in my chair.
 
"It's not like that hurt," She responded while I protectively rubbed my now permanently crippled arm.
 
How exactly do you respond to that?  "By the way, I'm serious"?  I had forgotten to bring my pain sensor equipment to work, so I didn't have any actual proof.  But neither did she.
 
"How do you KNOW it didn't hurt?"
 
"It couldn't have hurt.  Don't be a baby."
 
I messaged creative insult guy.
 
He responded: "Punch her in the face."

12 comments:

Beatrix Kiddo said...

In the face? Dude, I would punch her in the ovaries if I were you.

anandamide said...

alternate: mail her a dog turd. when she complains say "it's not like that hurt...."

Ripsy said...

"I've just got this temper..."

tex said...

Hit her back and then say "don't be a baby, bitch".

Grant Miller said...

Roll her up in a rug and toss her off a bridge.

Crankyputz said...

I agree, Hit her back, hard, and say, you know that didn't hurt, quit your whinning.

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Sweet pain.....

a giRL liKe mE said...

Bitch! I am so going to start blogging dialogue of things that happen in my office. You would not believe half the crap I get from my manager.

Keep up that accidental bitching! I love it.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

young people these days... pssshhh.

Sipwine said...

I second Beatrix! OVARIES! OVARIES! OVARIES!

(pretend i'm chanting that)

The Lily said...

Eh. Claim sexual harassment.

Miss Devylish said...

I do the kid thing: smack them on the top of the head, firmly. It's a little shocking more than painful and condescending all in one satisfactory 'whap!'. Love it.