The wench came up behind me at work while I was IM-ing with creative insult guy (about how stupid she is, of course) and hit me on the arm. You know the kind of hit, where you sort of just loosen your wrist and whack the person with the tips of your fingers? And you know the spot on your arm, where it hurts to be hit that way? Yeah.
"Dude, don't hit me!" I said to her, swiveling in my chair.
"It's not like that hurt," She responded while I protectively rubbed my now permanently crippled arm.
How exactly do you respond to that? "By the way, I'm serious"? I had forgotten to bring my pain sensor equipment to work, so I didn't have any actual proof. But neither did she.
"How do you KNOW it didn't hurt?"
"It couldn't have hurt. Don't be a baby."
I messaged creative insult guy.
He responded: "Punch her in the face."