After all of the problems I've had with my hip (several injuries, surgery, massage therapy, chiropractic care), I was talking with my mom today and she said "Oh... that reminds me. When you were born, your hips were abnormal so we had to put an extra diaper somewhere to widen your hips."
She went on to compare me to a child in a third world country (i.e. "Without that extra diaper, you would look like a poor kid").
Battling my urge to scream at her, I simply said "You never told me that."
With mild interest, as though we just found out we both like popcorn: "Yeah I can't believe I never told you that." Like it's just some trivia that might be useful to know a few years into my hip and back problems.
For that matter, the grand prize goes to my dad, who never mentioned it at all.