Fine, I admit it: I love when you hit me
The wench came up behind me at work while I was IM-ing with creative insult guy (about how stupid she is, of course) and hit me on the arm. You know the kind of hit, where you sort of just loosen your wrist and whack the person with the tips of your fingers? And you know the spot on your arm, where it hurts to be hit that way? Yeah.
"Dude, don't hit me!" I said to her, swiveling in my chair.
"It's not like that hurt," She responded while I protectively rubbed my now permanently crippled arm.
How exactly do you respond to that? "By the way, I'm serious"? I had forgotten to bring my pain sensor equipment to work, so I didn't have any actual proof. But neither did she.
"How do you KNOW it didn't hurt?"
"It couldn't have hurt. Don't be a baby."
I messaged creative insult guy.
He responded: "Punch her in the face."
12 comments:
In the face? Dude, I would punch her in the ovaries if I were you.
alternate: mail her a dog turd. when she complains say "it's not like that hurt...."
"I've just got this temper..."
Hit her back and then say "don't be a baby, bitch".
Roll her up in a rug and toss her off a bridge.
I agree, Hit her back, hard, and say, you know that didn't hurt, quit your whinning.
Sweet pain.....
Bitch! I am so going to start blogging dialogue of things that happen in my office. You would not believe half the crap I get from my manager.
Keep up that accidental bitching! I love it.
young people these days... pssshhh.
I second Beatrix! OVARIES! OVARIES! OVARIES!
(pretend i'm chanting that)
Eh. Claim sexual harassment.
I do the kid thing: smack them on the top of the head, firmly. It's a little shocking more than painful and condescending all in one satisfactory 'whap!'. Love it.
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