Because two wrongs apparently DO make a right...
Dear Every Single Person In My Workplace,
Thank you SO much for not informing me that you could quite obviously see my bra under my shirt. You know how I love flouncing around like a drunken prostitute at work! Thank you for helping me celebrate my individuality.
Sheerly,
The Accidental Buffoon
9 comments:
But that's the style these days.
Accidental Drunken Prostitute. I like that title....
ooooooo sometimes you just wish people wouldn't say anything! once you've been told once, that's surely enough!
uh oh...
So how exactly did you discover this, then?
I recently had my skirt zip undone and the first person to tell me, told me at 3pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not impressed.
Every workplace should have a standard amount of drunken prostitutes wandering around - it's a morale thing.
I enjoy flouncing too.
Well, they probably needed some free entertainment.. At least you found out eventually.. right? Like before 5.. right?
It's so cute that you call them your "wrongs".
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